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poor guy
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Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the b...
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Dj rimmer
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474
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SEX EDUCATION
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The teacher was telling her students in the sex education class about human anatomy. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of the female and said, "the female has two breasts and one vagina."
She then pointed to the male picture and said, "The male has one penis."
Little Johnny jumped u...
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djkraze
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8
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Richard Hammond (I DO Like The Geezer This is funny though)
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What has richard hammond and elton john got in common? They both have skid marks on there helmet
I Didnt Wanna Offend Richard Just Elton
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DJ M5
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0
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387
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Your mumas so fat...
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Yo mama's so fat, when she tried boarding Noah's Ark, Noah yelled out the window, ''We only need one of those!''
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MC Fine
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305
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Sensetive beer
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Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes bac...
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MC Fine
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0
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310
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Dog
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Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?
A: Sparky!
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MC Fine
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0
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322
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Perfect wife
(Preview)
What is the perfect wife?
A good-looking, sex-starved chef who owns a liquor store.
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MC Fine
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0
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290
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MeN JoKeS!!!
(Preview)
Why do men have a hole in their penis?
So oxygen can get to their brains!!
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xxxfruityxxx
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11
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345
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DOnkey
(Preview)
you know what ya get when ya cross a donkey with an onion......
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MC Fine
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4
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382
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my joke
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the police pool captain saked one of their players today because it took 5shots to get the black down
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djazza_13a
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8
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301
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Sheep
(Preview)
What do ya call a welsh man with a sheep under each arm
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MC Fine
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3
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372
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SCARY
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Did you hear the one about the geezer at borley rectory if you want to know the rest ask dj eimaj he knows what i mean.
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DANDANGER
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5
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301
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women
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women are like car manuals easy to understand hard too find
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MC Fine
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6
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344
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Suddam And Bush
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Suddam and bush are sittin down havin a chat suddam says to bush u know wat i like about this country bush says: wat, saddam replies: star trek. why is that bush says. because it has lots of different, races blacks, whites, packistans, clingons, but there is never any muslims why is that? bush replies be...
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MC Fine
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1
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309
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my joke
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5 seater bus full of pak*s only 5 are in the bus it goes of a cliff laugh or cry ...................cry cause u can fit 2 more in lol no offence only 1 i no
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djkraze
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310
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